Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Meet Latarian Milton......

Latarian is an adventurous seven year old boy who lives with his grandma in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. One day he got mad at his momma and stole his Grandma's Dodge Durango and went joyriding with another 7 year old friend who "smokes with cigarettes." They hit parked cars, moving cars, and wrecked the car into a sign.

I love his reasoning why he did this: "I wanna do it because it's fun - fun to do bad things." Lovely.

Grandmama wants to beat his butt and would if she wouldn't go to jail. Perfect. And Latarian's punishment: "No video games for a weekend??"

You know, I can't do this justice..... here you go:



(I'd like to thank John for introducing me to Latarian!!)

You might think that's all we will hear about Latarian. But.... ohhhh... noooooo.... Latarian was at his neighborhood Walmart with his Grandmama when he wanted some chicken wings. Grandmama said no, but he ordered it anyways and when Grandmama put her foot down, Latarian done come undone.

So now he's in a hospital for a mental evaluation......



Moral of these stories: Don't make Latarian mad and let him have his chicken wings!!

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