Clay Aiken is GAY!! No, really, I'm totally serious!! I know - this is amazing news! I would have never thought that!! How surprised are you?? Are you in shock?? (C'mon, he wears more makeup than I do!!)
Well, if Clay Aiken is gay than I'm an almost-40 year old, overworked, underpaid, single and never going to get married dried up old bag......... oh, wait, I am!!!
You may now resume your lives already in progress........
1 comment:
I need a moment. I am a little shocked. Clay Aiken is gay. I bet lots of womens hearts are "Aiken". Ha. Ha. Get it.
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